“I was pressing the wrong buttons, so my guy didn’t throw a punch and I just got knocked out by Patrick Kane.” Toews told NHL.com, stressing his teammate’s name as if to assume complete shock and awe. “I don’t know how that happens. I’m embarrassed. It ruined the whole day.
“We’ll have to have a rematch.”
Poor guy. Okay, not really. I really laughed hard when I read that.