A conversation I had with the wonderful czechtacular of Hab It Her Way after the news broke that Coach is back to his old “let’s steal players from my old team” habits.
czechtacular: i don’t blame coach for stealing capitaine bb [Marc-Olivier Vachon aka Mr. Capitaine] someone was bound to eventually and there are worse teams in my mind :)))
Me: Yeah, that’s true.. I would DIE if Dallas picked up Mr. Capitaine ’cause that’d put him in the same organization as Jamie Benn.
czechtacular: omg gross :|Jamie benn is pretty much the reason i fastforwarded through rockets-voltigeurs [from the 2009 Memorial Cup]. i’d forgotten about his 4 goals >:(
Me: Oh GROSS. I don’t remember that game. I don’t remember anything about that Mem Cup actually. Good thing, I guess .:D Actually wait… I remember that one ’cause it was the first time I actually saw what Coach looked like and I was like “So THAT is the guy who’s been ruining the life of my QMJHL team. RAR.”
czechtacular: i like when he goes into possessed mode. they should make a coach action figure
Me: YES. I want a Coach action figure. I want :D
czechtacular: it would be like those squishy ones where the eyes bulge HAHAHAHA
Me: LOL and it would HAVE to squeak out “think about your mistakes!!!!!” somehow.
czechtacular: !!! a pullstring like woody from toy story :))) he’d also have “post game press conference mode” but the string’d have to be real long
Me: I don’t if there’s a string long enough for the post-game presser mode though LOLOLOL
czechtacular: it goes out the door and into 5 neighbours’ lawns… “what is this?” -pulls- “oh noooo you started it!”
Me: LMFAO the mental image is just too hilarious. My neighbors would be like “oh crap, not again *covers ears*”
I think there were some threats of making a Jeff Vinik voodoo doll (’cause he hired Yzerman who hired Coach who’s now stealing everyone) and I think we also agreed that Tampa needs to be incorporated into Canada somehow.
Who said summer was boring?