Hammies vs Moosies: Manitoba Moose hunting season has officially begun

First period

  • WELL HELLO! DAAAAAAAVIIIIID SCORES ON THE PP JUST AS I WALKED IN (because yes, I’m late coming home and I missed whatever happened before this point). YES, ON THE PP. IT ISN’T DYSFUNCTIONAL RIGHT NOW! 1-0.
  • “Good start for the Bulldogs, but with 7 shots and only one goal, this could change real quick if the Moose get one.” Oh Al….. stop being so pessimistic. It’s sad :(
  • Newbie… missing open nets have now been banned ;p
  • Dear Moosies… blocking shots when my players otherwise have an open net has now been banned too.
  • Desjardins….. falling because you’re off going for a stroll has now been banned. Stay put and don’t fall over (although, it’s not banned if you’re Cory “HammieKiller” Schneider).
  • Quick whistles should be banned when it’s Cory “HammieKiller” Schneider who has (or specifically: doesn’t really) have the put.
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lame Moosies goals are BANNED FOREVER. 1-1. Apparently Bliznak was on his BACK when he took a whack at the puck……..Actually.. ALL Moosies goals will be banned.
  • Al the Pessimist says (slightly paraphrased) “The Moose have to feel better about themselves for finally beating Cedrick”. BOOOOO MOOSE.

Second period

  • OMG. WHY IS THE GOALIE DOING ALL THE WORK?!
  • OMG RRRRRRRRRRRYAAAAAAAAN RUSSELLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-1! OMG. Hahaha. Teddy got an assist too :D
  • No. Not Weber :((( Please dont’ die, Weber! :(((((((( Okay, he’s standing up now…. Phewwwwwww… Please let Weber’s brains be okay :((((((((
  • Poor Newbie can’t buy a goal today.
  • Gluuu just ran over Ketchup. Smoosh! Smoosh!
  • Oh looky. PP coming up. Dare I even hope to be a little optimistic about this one? I’m inclined to think “no” (I’m the pessimist here, remember?).
  • Oh another penalty coming up for the Moosies \o/  Somehow I feel like the more penalties the penalties the Moose take, the less likely the Hammies are going to score….
  • WOW. SHOWS HOW SUCKY MY INTUITION IS! PK SUBBAN!!!!!!! 3-1 \o/
  • Oh look. ANOTHER PP coming up…. wouldn’t that be hilarious if they scored?
  • HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THIS? THE PP IS NOT DYSFUNCTIONAL BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION TODAY. I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS. GLUUUUUUUUUU! 4-1.
  • Do you think Arniel will complain about  Coach putting all the awesome guys on the PP in the playoffs? He can’t… can he? It’s the playoffs! And how were we supposed to know that the PP would work? It never works. Meh.
  • Uhoh…someone brought me a coffee. I don’t often drink coffee so I might be even MORE wired for this game now :D bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
  • EDHQKUEYQDHASKJDHKJ!!!!!!!!!!!! GUYS.. WHAT IS THIS?! I DON’T COMPREHEND THIS SCORE. TROTTER’S TURN NOW. 5-1. WOW o.o
  • And hello Machesney! Long time no see!!!!!! We missed you! :)
  • Awww, Vernace is going to the box now. This makes me sad. Send a Moose to the box! :(
  • Oh hey, a Moose IS going to go to the box. Nice job =p
  • Mini-PP fail. So disappointed. Not really though.. .Going 3 for 5 is pretty good, yeah? :D :D :D
  • “Henry! YES HENRY! makes the glove save”. HAHAHAHA. NICE JOB.
  • OH WE’RE NOT DONE YET? BRRRRRRRRRROCK TROTTER AGAIN. uhh what is the score again?? *scrolls up* ah yes, 6-1! (lost count)
  • Hey, am I the only one who noticed that the Hammies PA guy has been calling David “David” (as in the Frenchish way) as opposed to “David” (as in the Englishish way) recently? <3
  • Awwwwwwww, this period is over now? Awwwwwwwwww :((((

Third period

  • If the Moose try to turn into a goon squad for this period, I won’t be a very happy person…..
  • D’oh! You’re not supposed to start the period by taking a lame penalty, guys.
  • AHEM. Fail PK……. (and big fat rebound fail)……o.< 6-2. And it was Sexton. He’s not even a real Moose. He’s a baby DUCK. The Ducks are getting their own team next year, right? >____<
  • Let’s start this period again, okay?
  • KoharskiFail. I guess we were due some ref fail…….. X_X
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WYMAN JUST SCORED ON A PENALTY SHOT (while the Hammies were shorthanded). I guess that’s a shorthanded penalty shot goal? Or something? XD 7-2.
  • Uhhh is that a fire engine going off? Look, I know the Hammies are on fire but………..
  • Icefail now. This game has had everything =p
  • “Physicality. Is that even a word?” Not in my dictionary….. It’s one of those words I really don’t like for no real valid reason =p It’s like when the American Idol people kept saying people were “pitchy”. Pitchy? IF that’s a real word, it’s a yucky word and it sounds silly when you say “you were pitchy”. Just say “you were horrendously out of tune and you should get some singing lessons already”. SHEESH. Physicality and pitchy are BANNED.  (for the records… Webster’s online dictionary says that “physicality” IS a real word).
  • Where were we? Oh yeah. The Hammies. Desbiens is going to the box for decking White.
  • Can we use the top unit just to tick off the Moose (and score a goal which would tie a franchise record xD)??? Please?
  • Awww, that’s not the top unit :(
  • WHO NEEDS THE TOP UNIT ANYWAY? AND WHO NEEDS FORWARDS? ALEX FREAKING HENRY JUST SCORED. BRB. LAUGHING FOREVER. 8-2. That’s awesome <3 <3 <3 <3 That’s his first goal since last year :D
  • yo, Hammies, no sleeping now…..otherwise someone is going to be mad…
  • Moosies are tripping each other and go offside….. Yeah, it’s one of THOSE games for the Moosies at this point….
  • Dusty Collins going to the box for… running around like an idiot? xD I’m sure there was a real penalty in there. Maybe. I might be sad if they don’t score on this.
  • PPfail… BUT Dusty Collins is going right back to the box.
  • Oh game’s over :D HAMMIES WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN :))))))))))))))))))))
  • This has to be the first time they’ve won two games in a row over the Moose this season, right? \o/
  • also… they tied the franchise record for most goals in the post-season and broke the franchise record for the biggest goal differential in the playoffs ;p
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2 Responses to Hammies vs Moosies: Manitoba Moose hunting season has officially begun

  1. DogsPA says:

    David the French way, not David the English way – because David is the French way, not the English way. I switched about a quarter way through the season after our Montreal trip. Look for Hank’s glove save on SportsCentre! Beeeeauty!

  2. I didn’t notice until a few games ago! :D Love it though \o/

    Will have to keep an eye out for that glove save :))))

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