Because I can.
Hmmm… well, unless we sacrifice someone at the alter of the Hockey Gods, I dont’ see how the Habs are going to win….I’d go into all kinds of statistics and whatnot but that requires research. And I’m not in the mood for that. Caps in 5 because the Habs will somehow pull out all the stops and win one game for the sake of finally ending this ridiculous losing streak in the playoffs.
Brodeur vs Boucher. Hmmm. Wonder who’s gonna win that one? Actually, I guess it’d depend on the amount of pie shops around :D I’m going to go out on a limb and say Flyers in 7. I”m feeling like they can stay awake through this series and actually win it. Then again… do I really trust Boosh to get the Flyers through this? Hmm not really. Okay, Devils in 4…no 6…but if it goes to a game seven, Chubby’s going to have his requisite meltdown late in the third period and the Flyers will win.
Hmm……… If all the Sabres are healthy and Miller plays like Miller and not Toskala…. Sabres should win in 6. And I’m convinced that Tyler Myers will smash a Bruin. Just you wait. SMASH.
It rhymes! *rolls eyes* I hate this match up because it pits some of my least favorite teams together. I lose no matter who wins. Pens in 6 because it’ll just be cruel if the Sens actually win (ie. do you really want to listen to Sens Nation going “hahahaha we beat the defending champs, we’re so awesome!”? Didn’t think so).
Western conference aka I’m gonna make this all up because I never watch the western conference teams and I’m too lazy to go look up stats and stuff
The last time I did this stuff, I had the Sharks beating the Ducks in 5 or 6 games. We all know how THAT turned out. I don’t think the will implode in the first round this time though so… Sharks in 5 (watch as I’ve just cursed them and they lose in 6 or 7).
Haven’t watched the Preds at all (well, actually, that’s a lie. I did see them fire 50+ shots at Price and win 2-0 but I forgot about that game because it was the same day as BOOKANALOGYFAIL) so I’m going to base this completely off of what I know about the Hawks (which isn’t a lot really). Hawks in 5.
Well, hello, Kings! Long time no see! I don’t think I’ve actually seen the Kings play before – unless you count part of a Booins/Kings game in which Anze had a sick shootout goal. *closes eyes and picks out a random number* Canucks in 6.
Poor Yotes….. Wings in 6… because it’s the Wings and they’re not dead yet! =p