Hammies vs Phantoms: WOW o.O

Lesson for all you bloggers out there: don’t come up with a lame title for your blog until AFTER the game is finished. After 40 mins I was ready to put “meeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh” as the title. But now? Now I got to put an even stupider title of “WOW o.O” in! ONE DAY I WILL COME UP WITH SOME HALF DECENT TITLES FOR THESE POSTS, OKAY?

first period

  • That sucked….. 1-0 Phantoms….. And I was just about to ask if we could please not blow this game :|
  • Matsumoto is trying to sneak off to the bench instead of heading off to the penalty box. Nice try.
  • And cue scrums…
  • And Henry just demolished Clackson….. How about less smashing and more goal scoring, Hammies?
  • OMG RADIO FEED WHERE DID YOU GO?! COME BACK! COME BACK!
  • Okay… I can hear random arena noise now….
  • Flandersdude: Hello? Helloo? Can you hear me? (should we tell him that we can indeed hear him or should we just wait to see if the radio peeps realize what’s going on?).
  • OKAY. We are BACK.
  • Now we have scoreboard fail in Glen Falls… They gave Maroon (Maroon? Really?) 4 mins for something then switched it to 5 mins and 17 seconds… now it’s 5 mins for.. spearing… and PK is is the box for something too…
  • WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WEBER! 1-1!!!!!!
  • Well, the PP really is broken…..
  • Meh. 2-1. I was wondering why I’ve never been subjected to the Phantoms goal horn before. Then I remembered that the last time the Hammies were there, they blanked the Phantoms…
  • Nice…. it’s “Lets’ Send the Hammies to the Box Night”…so that’s 4 mins worth of penalties we’ve got to kill of in the second period….

Second Period

  • …………………………………. 3-1.
  • Maybe I should just go and watch Lost? The Hammies seem to have decided that I can’t follow them anymore.
  • I think being truculent is code word for “you just go around smacking people because you’re playing like a peewee and you’re grouchy about it….”
  • … remember when the PP used to be good? Yeah, me too……
  • 4-1. Another virtual shorty.
  • This period is ugly. Booohooo……….

Third period

  • This team needs to start winning again soon because I don’t want them stumbling into the playoffs. It’s called mo-m-e-n-t-u-m, yes?
  • YES JUST LIKE THAT PK! THAT WAS GORGEOUS! WHY ARE YOU NOT A FORWARD?! 4-2! YES.
  • NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NOT LIKE TAT. Yes, I’ve been so spoiled by the Hammies epic penalty kill of win that these two PPG by the Phantoms are making me think this is the end of the world! At least it’s the end of the Hammies’ Penalty Kill World anyway!. 5-2.
  • YES, WE NEED MORE OF THAT. 5-3. THANK YOU TROTTER. MORE NOT-DEAD HAMMIES, PLEASE.  PLEASE. PLEASE.
  • Why thank you ref for epic failing on that call…. :|
  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! PK! AGAIN. 5-4. YES! YES!
  • OH. MY. GOODNESS. NEWBIE?!!!! 5-5. NEWBIE (from “deh-har-nay”). WHERE WERE THESE HAMMIES BEFORE? OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.
  • and Trotter just hit the post D: D: D: D: D:
  • WOW THAT WAS INSANE o.O

TIME TO GO TO OVER TIME.

  • WHAAAAAAAAAAH! SORRY IF I’M NOT IN ANY STATE TO BE WRITING COHERENT STUFF HERE.
  • WE ARE GOING TO A SHOOTOUT DAMNIT.

SHOOTOUT TIME. I DON’T THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS.

  • THE LEAST YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT RYAN WHITE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS IT IN LIKE, THE 7TH ROUND OR SOMETHING.
  • HAMMIES WIN. HAMMIES. WIN. HAH.

ALSO I’m convinced that Newbie has been cursed or something. He hasn’t scored yet in a shootout for the Hammies… :| Newbie and Dany need some remedial shootout lessons :D And then the Hammies are all going to go for remedial PP and PK lessons. Bwahahaha…….. or something…….

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4 Responses to Hammies vs Phantoms: WOW o.O

  1. Number31 says:

    Reading that recap made me think it was in a Qwantz comic with T-Rex going “OMG PEOPLE THAT WAS TOTALLY EPIC” at the end XD

  2. Grrrreg says:

    Woooohooo!

    Those dinosaur comics are fun, Number31.

  3. Number31 – OMG that is hilarious! I’ve never seen those comics before! xDDD

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