News you don’t need to hear:
After being kicked out of the library, I went home to try to get my phone to cooperate and tell me the score of the Hammies game. Well, three hours later…. I finally found out that they won. I may or may not have run around like an idiot a bit when I saw that they tied the franchise record (it was a long day and I needed to celebrate something, okay?).
Well, the bright side to having no internet at home is that I made some super elaborate dinner that took 3 hours to make instead of checking up what the Hammies were doing (and yes, they did do something. Scroll down).
Anyway…. if I ever rule the world, it will be illegal for libraries to close at 9:00. Just letting you all know that now….. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, LIBRARIES.
First bit of stuff….
STEWIE GOT REASSIGNED TO THE WOLVES. BOOOOO………… And Vernace got reassigned to Hammie-town….. Poop.
Roster Clear Day is err was today. Not looking forward to hearing who gets cut… D:
FRAGMENTS OF THE VOLTS/MAINEIACS GAME. Because I can.
- YAY HOCKEY!
- Landry!! 1-0!
- Nooooooo… Volts feed don’t die on me! Noooooooo! Come back!!!
- Darn. Stuck with the Lewiston guys now….. this makes me so sad.
- Oh and apparently it’s now 2-0. Palat. HAH!
- At least Jake Allen is easy to say. I should be thankful that Bearoobee isn’t playing.
- Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Jake just puked all over the ice. EWWWWWWWWWW! this sounds so much more gross than the time that there was blood all over Copps Coliseum… Ewwwwwwwww…….Ew……….Ewwwwwwww…….. Grooooooooosssssssssssss……..
- Why was Jake even playing? D:
- Maybe this is Piche’s attempt to get some ice time :D apparently his roommate is sick as well…. It’s a plot!
- Um Gabriel? You can’t fight nobody…. He wanted to to fight someone, dropped the gloves and everything, but nobody wanted to fight him. Fail.
- Oh it’s 3-0 now. Bwahahahahahaha. Comtois with the goal.
- …………..fail…………. 3-1……
- EPIC FAIL 3-2. See what happens when Piche plays? Everyone collectively fails. I feel bad for Piche, but yeah… Can we put Jake The Puking Goalie back in? PLEASE?
- Well, Piche has 18orwhateveritis mins to get his brain into “game mode” and the rest of them better wake up too.
- Way to let the MAINEiacs back in the game….. 3-3.
- Lewiston guys seem to think that the MAINEiacs might have a chance against the Volts in the playoffs (IF they get into the playoffs). Riiight…
- CHRIS! 4-3! See? Chris thinks otherwise too! :D
- I do have to give these MAINEiacs guys some credit though. They’re creative. “the puck is hurled down the ice”.
- Boooooo MAINEiacs score. Wait. No, they don’t. It was waived off.
- Okay, I totally went “Whooooo!” in the library at that goal. 5-3! DESNOYES.
- ………………… 5-4…………………. If the Volts play like this on Sunday and/or in the playoffs…. I will kick a baby goalie.
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I BLAME YOU, PICHE. I BLAME YOU. 5-5.
- These guys are waaaaaaaay too happy about the score right now. If Pukey was still in nets then the score wouldn’t be 5-5. Mario needs to pull a Guy here and read the team the riot act. RIOTS FOR THE WIN.
- this period isn’t going to start before my library closes, is it? :|
Okay…. well…….. Meh……..