There. Is. No. Canada/Russia. Quarterfinal.

If you keep saying that over and over and over again then it won’t happen.

There is no Canada/Russia quarterfinal. There is no Canada/Russia quarterfinal….. there is no…

BAH. Stupid Olympics. Stupid Hiller for sending the Canada/Switzerland game to a shootout. Stupid Brodeur and Co for eating all the pies and cupcakes in Vancouver before the Canada/USA game. Stupid Jaro for beating the Russians in a shootout.

RAR. There is no Canada/Russia quarterfinal…There will be no picking between Puffy and Ovie. There will be no worries about having to hope that Chris “I’m going to elbow you to death” Pronger will have a better game than Andrei “he’s the Habs freaking MVP” Markov. We are not going to cheer for Dany Heatley or Jumbo Joe over Alexander Semin.

RAR. At least I still hate Eggplant. And Nabby’s mean to Pickles so maybe Twerpy Perry should just go ahead kick him again.

UGH. Crysob the Puffy Blue Penguin vs Ovie. This wasn’t supposed to happen in the quarterfreakingfinals! UGH.

THERE IS NO FREAKING CANADA/RUSSIA QUARTERFINAL. I HATE YOU OLYMPICS.

…..

Hammies vs Marlies at 7:30. Should be another bloodbath. Can we borrow Pricey so he can whack JoeyMac upside the head?

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