It was nice watching you but you know that things were going sour. Especially once you lost, it was hard not to notice that other exciting Spanish team. You know… the one in the ugly colours. I was already thinking of adding Barcelona into the ever growing group of teams that I’ve been watching… Of course winning that Champions League title over a certain English team with a certain whiner on it, helped a lot. I wasn’t ready to give you up but then something happened…
Something truly awful involving the aforementioned whiner.
YOU’RE GOING TO GET HIM?!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HIM? AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU GET HIM?! WHY? WHY? WHY? DAMN YOU REAL MADRID AND DAMN YOU CRISTIANO RONALDO!
Seriously. It’s over Real Madrid. I can’t watch or cheer for you anymore. Sorry.
And I will still hate Man U. Goes with liking Liverpool =)